Grandaddy F*** The Valley Fudge Lyrics

F*** The Valley Fudge Lyrics

Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees, look at these

Rookies around us, aren't you glad you found us?

Now if you are who you say you are, get up here to the bar

We'll plot out a plan to take down the man



We'll start with that new future superstar and steal

All their decorative rocks, we'll fight all their rent-a-cops

And for the freeway maintainers who assist our escape

We got sandwiches, chips and cold Gatorade



We'll expose all the bicyclists who really are DUI students

Who can't drive their cars and we'll take stucco dust

And wet drywall sludge, combine 'em just right

To make fuck the valley fudge



Apple bee's, Chuck E. Cheese, dirty deeds

Don't you see? Fuck the valley fudge, it's my hate, my love

Nepalese, antifreeze, calories, can't you see?

Fuck the valley fudge, it's my hate and my love



Fuck the valley fudge, it's my hate and my love

Fuck the valley fudge, my hate and my love

Fuck the valley fudge, fuck the valley, fuck