What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday? Lyrics

What Can You Give A Nudist On His Birthday? lyrics


												
														   Oh dear, I am worried [ha-ha-ha-ha...]

I know I'm
laughin' really, but I am worried

It's my brother's birthday and I don't
know what to buy him, oh dear



Can I ask you a question, a question
that's silly

It's something I can't figure out, I hope you won't say no

It's all about me brother, me brother, John Willy

He's joined a nudist
colony so what I want to know



What can you buy a nudist on his
birthday, birthday

What sought of birthday present can you buy

I
can't think what to give 'im, no matter how I try

Do you think he would
be allowed to wear his old school tie [ha-ha]



What can you give a
nudist for a present [ha-ha]

The things I used to buy him would be
wrong

I'd send a cheque but dash it, how could he go out and cash it
[ha-ha]

What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along
[ha-ha]



What can you give a nudist for his birthday

What
sought of birthday present can you buy

I bought a pair of braces, just
like a silly pup

But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants
holdin' up [ha-ha]



What can you give a nudist for a present
[ha-ha]

I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong

And he's not the
kind of fella who would need an umbrella

Oh what can you give a nudist
when his birthday comes along, oh dear-dear [ha-ha]



I've been in
holy terror the time they ?...............?

I did think of a camera but
snapshots are taboo

A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like
cupid

I must send somethin' soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you



What can you give a nudist on his birthday

What sought of
birthday present can you buy

And here's another riddle, but give it up I
won't-ac