Gourds Pickles Lyrics

Pickles Lyrics

If you want to make some pickles

Take your time make some brine

Put all those little things you love

In vinegar and wine

It ain't Chinese algebra

It's easily done

Why you can pickle anything

Pickling is fun

A lot of people I know use dill weed

But, why don't you be more adventurous

I'll give you exactly what you need

Gonna fix your ass up real nice

Give you pickling advice

Let your intuition be your guide

Results are all that matter

Are you happy with your yeild?

Oh, come on you can tell me

I'm an expert in the field

Please don't be discouraged if your first batch is a bus

Give your ego time to heal

Persevering is a must