Good Clean Fun Vegan Revolution Draft Dodger Anthem Lyrics

Vegan Revolution Draft Dodger Anthem Lyrics

I think fur is a crime, I protest all the time

 you should see all my bumper stickers

 That Firestorm song sure gets me singing along

 My righteousness never flickers

 I think P.E.T.A. is swell and vivisectionists go to hell

 I live to fight the man

 And if there is ever a cause with no dietary laws

 I'll be the first to take a stand

 

 The animals, I see their pain with ease

 But don't expect me to give up pizza with cheese

 The animals, I see their pain with ease

 But don't expect me to eat a pizza without cheese

 

 I know I could be the best vegan the world's seen

 It's such a shame my doctor says I can't because I need the protein

 What's right or what's wrong is not a tough decision

 But animal torture is a part of my new religion

 Hey, you know that I am down with what it's about

 Did I happen to mention I need the strength to work out?

 Because I am building up muscle, I'm a growing boy

 Such a cruel twist of fate, I'm allergic to soy

 

 Excuses, excuses, are not for me!

 I've wised up, but these leather shoes were free

 These shoes were free