Good Clean Fun In Defense Of All Life Lyrics

In Defense Of All Life Lyrics

Peaceful protest doesn't get the job done

 So I wake up for the rally grab my soy milk and my gun

 Breakfast with the family get the grub on see what's up

 Then I saw my sister had milk in her cup

 I jumped out of my chair and sprayed her with my mace

 I yelled "vegan power, and I kicked her in the face

 Dad was bugging, he started to run

 But he's a meat eater so I pulled out my gun

 Shot him in the back, then I shot his wife

 That's how it's got to be in defense of all life.