Don’t Beat My Ass Lyrics

Don’t Beat My Ass lyrics

Things don’t look to good to me
I feel I’m out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid f**k

This wacko came from alabammy
That’s not where it’s at
And now your jock’s been chasing me ’round
With a great big baseball bat

Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my as* with a baseball bat, no

Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my as* with a baseball bat, no

Well I was in the mood for some lovin’ bulk
Not a rassling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me by my head with a baseball bat

Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my as* with a baseball bat, no

Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my as* with a baseball bat, no

Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my as* with a baseball bat, no

Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my ass
Don’t kick my as* with a baseball bat, no

When I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin’ around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that’s been going around

I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* with a baseball bat, bit*h

I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* with a baseball bat, bit*h

I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* with a baseball bat, bit*h

I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* (I’ll kick your ass)
I’ll kick your as* with a baseball bat, bit*h