Goldfinger Wayne Gretzky Lyrics

Wayne Gretzky Lyrics



Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have sex with

Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with

Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda sexy

Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked



I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the Great One

I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the league's leading scorer



Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man

But maybe, he'd be attracted to me

Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy

Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man



I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the Great One

I wonder what it would be like

To have sex with the league's leading scorer



[spoken]

Yeah, I wonder what it would be like?

Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream. 

Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married!

Pssh, whatever. 



Wayne Gretzky

I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah