Why I Left California Lyrics

Why I Left California lyrics

Ok this guy walks into a bar no I'm just I'm just f**king with you
 I'm kidding you no there's this young bull and this old bull and
 they're standing on top of a hill

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left California

 So they're standing on top of this hill, right, and they're
 looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole f**king pasture,
 and the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes I got this
 really good idea and the old bull is like, yeah?

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left California

 Yeah, he's like yeah, yeah I got this really good idea, let's
 run down that hill and f**k one of those cows, and the old bull
 just looks at him you know he's just looking at him he's like
 look I got a better idea young bull is like oh yeah what's your
 f**king brilliant idea and the old bull goes

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left California

 And the old bull goes let's walk down that hill and f**k all of
 those cows dig? you know like he ain't been in town long or
 something, I don't know

 And I tried to tell you before
 That that's why I left Calif