Where The Hell Have You Been Lyrics

Where The Hell Have You Been lyrics

You know my inside pockets

 Got my outside twin

 So badly indisposed

 I think I'll dust my bin

 And all the while you're making eyes at me

 You could be doing something useful

 Like climbing up a tree

 Who knows there may be something lurking

 Like a koala bear

 All the way from down under

 But don't ask me where

 

 And on the subject of Australia

 Did you know some wives

 Don't mind when their husbands

 Get home at night

 Know what I mean

 Every time I get home late

 My wife says where the hell have you been

 

 Oh Helen do be careful lying in the sun

 Don't mind what you take off

 Long as you've something on

 And all the while

 You give the neighbors a thrill

 You could be doing something useful

 Like climbing up a hill

 Okay so hills do not agree with you

 Then try one that's flat

 Surely there's no better way

 That's better than that

 And on the subject of alternatives

 Did you know some guys

 Don't mind when their girlfriends

 Get home at night

 Oh what a dream

 If I'm just a minute late

 My wife says where the hell have you been

 

 And all the while you're making eyes I see

 You could be doing something useful

 Like climbing over me

 Now then there's nothing to be frightened of

 I won't let you fall

 Dare I say it I just hope

 That you'll be enthralled

 

 And on the subject of enthrallment

 Do you know some wives

 Don't mind when their husbands

 Come home at night

 Know what I mean

 Every time I get home late

 Mine says where the hell have you been