Gilbert O`sullivan Underneath The Blanket Go Lyrics

Underneath The Blanket Go Lyrics

I don't know if you've heard the news but I'm a boy

 Who's got himself a problem so big it's no joy

 You see I've something that people claim

 Could bring me fortune and instant fame

 A face so ugly you could hardly blame 

 Anybody here for saying so

  

 I think I'll bury myself deep beneath the ground

 And come up only when there's no one else around

 And if by chance someone approaches me

 And that someone happens to be a she

 You can bet your life in time of worry

 I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way

 

 Oh why can't girls just look at me and smile

 Instead of looking at me as though 

 I will turn my head and before I go to bed 

 Gaily underneath the blanket go

 

 I've even wrote to Marjorie Proops, but she can't help

 The best that she could offer me was disguise yourself

 Well this I've done would you believe not twice

 But more than once in fact I think it was nice

 So much so when I'm inclined to hurry

 I wouldn't hesitate but to be that way-oh oh oh

 

 Woh! Woh!