Gilbert O`sullivan Two`s Company (three Is Allowed) Lyrics

Two`s Company (three Is Allowed) Lyrics

Sellotape is sticky

 Now there's a surprise

 Next they'll tell you you can see out of your eyes

 Mummified mummies daddies little girl

 Had the operation then became an earl

 

 Once you would have kissed her gently on the cheek

 Now she kisses you beginning with your feet

 Roles that are reversing so misunderstood

 Kids who think monogamy is a piece of wood

 

 Ooh but two's company three is allowed

 Two's company three is allowed

 Two's company three is allowed

 

 These days as a woman you are out of place

 If you're not a lesbian whose friends are gays

 Anything is normal normal is of course

 Getting married after planning your divorce

 

 Usually I don't go much at all on twins

 Once you've seen the one you've seen them both I think

 Mind you when they're pretty pretty as a peach

 Whose to say that on the day with one of each

 

 Ooh two's company three is allowed

 Two's company three is allowed

 Two's company three is allowed

 

 I look like I wanna look I wear what I like

 It won't be a suit and no it won't be a tie

 A tie is a dead heat not a knot round your neck

 Neck is what you do when

 Alone with your girlfriend

 

 Ooh but two's company three is allowed

 Two's company three is allowed

 Two's company three is allowed