Gilbert O`sullivan My Father Lyrics

My Father Lyrics

I shudder to think what my father would think

 If he came home and found me in bed

 With more then just one

 But several of some

 Lovely big strawberries

 

 He'll probably shout

 Give me a hell of a clout

 Or perhaps a good kick up the rear

 But one thing's for sure

 I'll have to endure

 A great deal of pain so to speak

 

 I know it's not right

 But for a laugh every night

 I knock on people's doors

 And shout things like up yours

 

 I'll never know why

 But for some reason I

 Never did well at school

 All I did was break rules and tell lies

 

 His birthday's next week

 So I though as a treat

 I would buy him his favourite book

 It's not one of those poetic prose

 Just full frontal nudity