Ghoul Ghoul Hunter Lyrics

Ghoul Hunter Lyrics

One night as I crept through the cemetery gates



Seeking out the cause of the local mania



I bespied a ghastly sight, which gave me quite a fright



The legendary Ghouls of Creepsylvania



They were moshing to and fro,



And shrieking at the moon, you know



Howling banshees on a quest for human meat



I was shocked to see a Ghoul



That had both eyes pull out a tool



And chop the head from a body lying at his feet



My mind was racing as I watched the horrible carnage



They were stripping the rotten corpse to the bone



I started to slowly back away in horror



When the ground gave way beneath me and I fell into the catacombs



When I came to I was cloaked in darkness



There was a stench unlike any I had ever smelled before



I reached out and felt the ground around me



And my hand went straight into a puddle of gore!



Ghoul Hunter!



You can bet your life that you're going to die!



Ghoul Hunter!



We'll eat you baked, boiled, or fried!



Ghoul Hunter!



You'll look just like the jerk you are!



Ghoul Hunter!



We'll pickle your brain in a jelly jar!



As I was saying...



I lit a torch and began to explore



The tunnels wound and wound for many miles



There were coffins jutting from the walls and more



Burning bones, vats of guts, and skulls in piles



I came to a large room



And heard an echo in the gloom



The sound of metal chilled my very bones



There were riffs the beat the band,



Pounding drums I couldn't stand,



And the vocalists created shocking tones



I made my way towards the cacophony



A crucifix clutched tightly in my fist



And as I came to the torchlit room



I saw the shambling fiends getting pissed



They spotted me and began to shriek and snort



My cover was blown, so I started to run like mad



Digestor tackled me to the floor



And then it started really getting bad



Ghoul Hunter!



You can bet your life that you're going to die!



Ghoul Hunter!



We'll eat you baked, boiled, or fried!



Ghoul Hunter!



You'll look just like the jerk you are!



Ghoul Hunter!



We'll pickle your brain in a jelly jar!







I was bound and gagged in the dining room



Surrounded by the funk of fetid breath



The quartet of maniacs hunched over me



And forced me to listen to Anthrax and Megadeth



I struggled in my restraints as they chortled with glee



While they poked at me and sliced apart my cheek



My muffled pleading only served to amuse them



As they expelled a very noxious sort of reek



I wriggled out of my ropes a bit



There was a struggle but I managed to prevail



Ghoul is still out there, haunting the graveyard



But I escaped and now I'm here to tell my tale



Ghoul Hunter!



You can bet your life that you're going to die!



Ghoul Hunter!



We'll eat you baked, boiled, or fried!



Ghoul Hunter!



You'll look just like the jerk you are!



Ghoul Hunter!



We'll pickle your brain in a jelly jar!