Clips From Buffy And Angel Episodes Lyrics

Clips From Buffy And Angel Episodes lyrics

Spike in girlie voice: How can I thank you, you mysterious black

clad hunk of a knight thing.

Spike in Cheesy Man voice:No need little lady.Your tears of 

gratitude are enough for me.You see I was once a badass vampire,

but love and a pesky curse defanged me.And now I’m just a big 

fluffy puppy with bad teeth.No! Not the hair, never the hair.

Spike in girlie voice: But there must be some way I can show my 

appreciation.

Spike in Cheesy Man voice: NO!Helping those in need’s my job.

And working up a load of sexual tension, and then prancing away like 

a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.

Spike in girlie voice: I understand I have a nephew who’s gay…..so…

Spike in Cheesy Man voice: Say no more!Evil’s still afoot.And 

I’m almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I like so much.

Quickly!To the Angel mobile away!



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Oz: Hello L.A.

Cordelia: Oz? O my god…Oz! I am so happy to see you! 

Good ‘ol Oz…Oz! Oz!

Doyle: Lemme just take a stab at it…you’d be Oz?

Oz: Good guess.

Cordelia: This is so cool...I mean here you are, in L.A. and you’re 

the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale. 

Oz: Well it’s a burden, but I manage.

Cordelia: OK! We have serious catching up to do. How’s everything? 

How’s, How’s the Bronze?

Oz: The same

Cordelia: And the gang?

Oz: Their good.

Cordelia: Good, GOOD!....GOOD!

Oz: We done?

Cordelia: Completely



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Cordelia: I’ve heard…but I doubt very much…that the main 

characters are Betty and Barney Rubble, as you so vehemently 

insisted last night.Also I don’t think Oz appreciated being called 

my little Bam Bam all night.



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*BANG*

Spike: Cordelia…you look smashing….

Cordelia: YES! You know there’s this great gym on….hey!



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Cordelia: Spike’s nearly done Buffy in a few times.I mention he has 

killed two slayers already?

Doyle:You did.

Cordelia: Oh! And this one time he and Dru raised this demon that 

burned people alive from the inside.It was this whole weird thing 

with an arm in a box,

Doyle: An arm in a box?

*phone rings*

Doyle: It’s close enough dimwit.



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Spike: What is it with you good guys runnin’ in packs?Who’s this one

then?

Doyle: More than meets the eye, Blondie.Where’s Angel?

Spike: Um… Tall brooding guy?Caveman brow?He’s having 

the living Hell tortured out of him.

Cordelia: I don’t trust you.

Spike: A coin of popular Sunnydale phrase…duh!



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Spike: And suddenly I’m so painfully bored! In one piece was 

never part of the deal.



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*Weird sound*

Spike: Lucy, I’m home….Bloody hell.



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Spike: SON OF A BITCH!I do the work, I do the digging, fight off 

the slayer, drive to L.A. I hire the help. And what do I get?

Bloody screwed is what!Well, that cinches it! No more partners. 

From now on…I’m my own man!Lone wolf…soul survivor…here, 

Look out!Here comes Spike...the biggest baddest mother….moan 

*sound of fire*…..I really hope they kill each other…



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Oz: Incredibly pale.He's just very pail…He's paler than most people…



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Angel: I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day.

You know except for the fact that I was nearly tortured to death.

Doyle: But you stood up…

Angel:O god...I was this close to telling them everything. 

I mean one more hot poker and I was giving them the ring…

Your mom everything.How is your mom?