Gerry Rafferty Mr Universe Lyrics

Mr Universe Lyrics

Mr. Universe, can you help me please?

I'm only seven stone two

When I'm on the beach, the girls stay out of reach

They all want someone like you.



You've got to help me, now please Mr. Universe

Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case

Don't let me down now, please Mr. Universe

I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face.



Mr. Universe, you know it's getting worse

I need your seven-day plan

I'm thinner every day, before I waste away

I need a muscle-bound man.



You've got to help me, now please Mr. Universe

Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case

Don't let me down now, please Mr. Universe

I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face.



You've got to help me, now please Mr. Universe

Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case

Don't let me down now, please Mr. Universe

I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face.







Acoustic Guitar: Gerry Rafferty

Electric Guitar: Alan Parker

Keyboards: Tom Parker

Bass: Gary Taylor

Drums: Henry Spinetti

Lead Vocals: Gerry Rafferty

Backing Vocals: Gerry Rafferty / Joe Egan

Mystery Voices: Rab Noakes / Hugh Murphy