George Strait If The Whole World Was A Honky Tonk Lyrics

If The Whole World Was A Honky Tonk Lyrics

If the whole world was a honky tonk

And it revolved around an old jukebox

We'd tell our troubles to the Bar

Over cryin' steel guitars and soon, they'd all be gone



Yeah, if you asked me what I thought

I'd say, "We'd be better off

If the whole world was a honky tonk"



You could smoke that cigarette

An' be politically incorrect

Show off that red 'round your neck

Not hear a single soul object



Wouldn't need no lawyers to decide

Who is wrong and who is right

No need for big expensive trials

An' brother, we'd just step outside



If the whole world was a honky tonk

And it revolved around an old jukebox

We'd tell our troubles to the Bar

Over cryin' steel guitars and soon, they'd all be gone



Yeah, if you asked me what I thought

I'd say, "We'd be better off

If the whole world was a honky tonk"



Wouldn't have to pay no tax

Just set a tip jar in the back

If we ran low, we'd pass the hat

I bet, we'd all be in the black

If the whole world was a honky tonk



And if you're lookin' for love

Someone to heal that broken heart

Hey buddy, you'd be in half

You wouldn't have to go that far



If the whole world was a honky tonk

And it revolved around an old jukebox

We'd tell our troubles to the Bar

Over cryin' steel guitars and soon, they'd all be gone



If you asked me what I thought

I'd say, "We'd be better off

If the whole world was a honky tonk"



Life would be a three chord song

And the king would be George Jones

If the whole world was a honky tonk