Auntie Maggies Remedy lyrics
Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy
No matter what ailment
youve got
But I know a special one you ought to try
Youll find its
the best of the lot
Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its
guaranteed never to fail
Thats the stuff that will do the trick
Its
sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".
Now if youve got lumbago,
rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee
Dont kick up a
shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy
If you
set your alarm clock for eight in the morning
Youre bound to wake up Ill
agree
But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven
With my
Auntie Maggies Remedy
In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake
My
intentions were honest you see
She shouted with laughter, "I know what
youre after
Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy."
Oh my Auntie
Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail
Thats the stuff
that will do the trick
Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".
Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E.
Lee
Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies
Remedy
Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason
And
if you inspect him youll see,
The poor little chappy has covered his
nappy
With Auntie Maggies Remedy
Now I went to a doctor, I
wasnt too well
And he made me lie on a settee
He said "Theres
trouble brewing, youve been overdoing
Your Auntie Maggies Remedy."
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,
In a spot where it just
shouldnt be
So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your ankle, with Auntie
Maggies Remedy."
Additional Verse
Now one day at the
races, the hors that I backed
Could have won it was easy to see
But
the trai
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