George Formby Auntie Maggies Remedy Lyrics

Auntie Maggies Remedy Lyrics

Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy

No matter what ailment
youve got

But I know a special one you ought to try

Youll find its
the best of the lot

Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy, its
guaranteed never to fail

Thats the stuff that will do the trick

Its
sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago,
rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E. Lee

Dont kick up a
shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy



If you
set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

Youre bound to wake up Ill
agree

But Ill bet you by heaven, youll wake up at seven

With my
Auntie Maggies Remedy

In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

My
intentions were honest you see

She shouted with laughter, "I know what
youre after

Its my Auntie Maggies Remedy."



Oh my Auntie
Maggies home made remedy, its guaranteed never to fail

Thats the stuff
that will do the trick

Its sold at every chemist for "one and a kick".

Now if youve got lumbago, rheumatics or gout, or a pain in your Robert E.
Lee

Dont kick up a shindy, youll never get windy with Auntie Maggies
Remedy

Now when the baby starts crying, theres always a reason

And
if you inspect him youll see,

The poor little chappy has covered his
nappy

With Auntie Maggies Remedy



Now I went to a doctor, I
wasnt too well

And he made me lie on a settee

He said "Theres
trouble brewing, youve been overdoing

Your Auntie Maggies Remedy."

Now I know a girl who was putting on weight,

In a spot where it just
shouldnt be

So I said to Nellie, "Now you rub your  ankle, with Auntie
Maggies Remedy."



Additional Verse



Now one day at the
races, the hors that I backed

Could have won it was easy to see

But
the trai