Hair Poem lyrics
I'm aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really
despair of my hair.
But I don't care,
Cause they're not aware,
Nor
are they devonaire.
In fact, they're just square.
They see hair
down to there,
Say, "Beware" and go off on a tear!
I say, "No
fair!"
A head that's bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair
with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to
there.
Or to there, if you dare!
My wife bought some hair at a
fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is
fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does
a chair,
Nor nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a
pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!
So now that I've shared this affair of
the hair,
I'm going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you
care?
(Beard Poem)
Here's my beard.
Ain't it
wierd?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard.
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