General Surgery Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology - Severe Catatonic Intersection Lyrics

Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology - Severe Catatonic Intersection Lyrics

Pathological waste abounds Cadavers lined wall to wall Foul-whiffi ng stiffs all
around A bonfire would clean

it all 



Frenzied cauterization Now seems slightly passe A more gleeful method seems
fitting To spread havoc and

disharmony



Dispensation of carrion embellished In a delightfully mirthful way The disposal
of my spent toys A most

superbly distasteful fray



Mannequins discretely exchanged for a different fashion model Now view the
spring collection as worn by

bloated corpses



The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots Much to the amusement
of my like-minded pathologist

chums 



Detruncating limbs, slack heads are lopped Soak the pieces in preservatives to
debar foul rot Wrap the

stinking presents and then regroup To deliver bloody packages to your front
stoops



Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench Horrified children recoil and
blench Hang a corpse by its

intestines from a nearby tree For the public to admire my disposal
methodology



Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety The jocular demeanour veils
your repugnance but barely

Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore Our brash disposal methods leave
you shaken to your core



Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial
Corpse Disposal Methodology



Suspended stiffs on wires Make for hours of entertainment A pus-dripping puppet
show An enchanting display of

debasement



The jovial sense of misconduct Derived from the public s disgust Young and old
repelled by the reek of rank,

putrefying meat 



The mortuary waste diminishing for every prank Cadaveric cleanup of my vile,
putrescent body bank 



Tossing rigored stiffs from embankments and cliffs Setting carcasses ablaze,
and other procedures most comedic

Our ingenuity is tested when our patients die Inventive methods of disposal our
modus operandi



Villainy demonstrated with our internment techniques Bodies stored in 50-gallon
drums until they start to leak

Mincing the dead into finely ground organic scrap Mulching your garden with our
latest mishap



Rollicking through our disposal drills Dispatching the murdered is better than
the kill Slowly dissolved in

acid, encased in tar Or dumped in plastic bags from a moving car 



Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial
Corpse Disposal Methodology