Gary Us Bonds Bitch Dumb Ass Lyrics

Bitch Dumb Ass Lyrics

(G. Bonds, L. Anderson, L. Bonds) Bonds Anderson Music (BMI)



WELL, I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS

AS I OFTEN DO

HERE SHE COME, SNIFFIN' 'ROUND

FOR SOMEONE NEW



SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE THING

WITH BIG SAD EYES

WAGGIN' HER TAIL

LIKE SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE



SHE LOOKED KINDA HUNGRY

SO I THREW HER A BONE

AND NOW

THAT BITCH WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE



WELL, WHEN GRANDPA DIED

HE LEFT ME THE FARM

I CAN'T BLAME HIM

HE DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM



BUT, I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING

I DIDN'T EXPECT

HE WAS A STUBBORN OLE MULE

STUBBORN AS THEY GET



HE WAS BUILT LIKE AN OX

THE IQ OF A STONE

AND NOW

THE DUMB ASS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE



WELL, YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

I'M SNEAKING OUT THE BACK

AND SHE'S RIGHT AT THE DOOR



SHE'S WHIMPERING AND CRYING

LIKE SHE DON'T HAVE NO SENSE

I CHASED HER AWAY

BUT, SHE KEEPS JUMPING THE FENCE



TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?

WHO CAN I PHONE?

THAT BITCH WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE



WELL, YOU AIN'T SAID NOTHING

YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TRITE

YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THIS ASS OUT YOUR LIFE



'CAUSE HE WON'T DO NOTHING

BUT LAY RIGHT HERE

HE'S GOT ONE GOOD TRICK

HE CAN OPEN A BEER



HE THINKS HE'S A STALLION

BUT, HE'S NO STALLONE

AND NOW

THE DUMB ASS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE