Bitchdumb Ass Lyrics

Bitchdumb Ass lyrics

(G. Bonds, L. Anderson, L. Bonds) Bonds Anderson Music (BMI)







WELL, I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS



AS I OFTEN DO



HERE SHE COME, SNIFFIN' ‘ROUND



FOR SOMEONE NEW







SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE THING



WITH BIG SAD EYES



WAGGIN' HER TAIL



LIKE SHE'S A FRIEND OF MINE







SHE LOOKED KINDA HUNGRY



SO I THREW HER A BONE



AND NOW



THAT BITCH WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE







WELL, WHEN GRANDPA DIED



HE LEFT ME THE FARM



I CAN'T BLAME HIM



HE DIDN'T MEAN NO HARM







BUT, I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING



I DIDN'T EXPECT



HE WAS A STUBBORN OLE MULE



STUBBORN AS THEY GET







HE WAS BUILT LIKE AN OX



THE IQ OF A STONE



AND NOW



THE DUMB ASS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE







WELL, YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD



YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW



I'M SNEAKING OUT THE BACK



AND SHE'S RIGHT AT THE DOOR







SHE'S WHIMPERING AND CRYING



LIKE SHE DON'T HAVE NO SENSE



I CHASED HER AWAY



BUT, SHE KEEPS JUMPING THE FENCE







TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?



WHO CAN I PHONE?



THAT BITCH WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE







WELL, YOU AIN'T SAID NOTHING



YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TRITE



YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THIS ASS OUT YOUR LIFE







‘CAUSE HE WON'T DO NOTHING



BUT LAY RIGHT HERE



HE'S GOT ONE GOOD TRICK



HE CAN OPEN A BEER







HE THINKS HE'S A STALLION



BUT, HE'S NO STALLONE



AND NOW



THE DUMB ASS WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE