Gang Bloodhound Yellow Fever Lyrics

Yellow Fever Lyrics

Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?  

 Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl  

 When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World  

 I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok  

 I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok  

 Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice  

 Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?  

 I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw  

 Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo  

 I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee  

 I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody  

 She said for all the tea in China my vagina's not free  

 But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty  

 I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry  

 I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country  

 She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that  

 Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat  

 Chinky chinky bang bang I love you  

 Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too  

 In Japan the hand is used as a knife  

 In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life  

 But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu  

 I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo  

 Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki  

 Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki  

 Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb  

 I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam  

 She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please  

 Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees  

 I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese  

 First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi  

 She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan  

 I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan  

 Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks  

 Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts  

 Chinky chinky bang bang I love you  

 Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too  

 Sing chinky sing  

 One more time  

 Chinky chinky bang bang I love you  

 Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too  

 Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang  

 Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang