Right Turn Clyde Lyrics

Right Turn Clyde lyrics

Times New Roman you know the type  

 Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype  

 Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me  

 Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me  

 Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink  

 Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink  

 Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link  

 Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink  

 Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit  

 Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick  

 How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?  

 Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob  

 I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord  

 If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"  

 That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?  

 You must've given up on hair plugs ‘cause now you're going toupee  

  

 All in all you're just another dick with no balls  

 All in all you're just another dick with no balls  

  

 Mama said talk this out and resolve  

 Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve  

 Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool  

 Half with it half wit half finished high school  

 Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered  

 Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like ‘em battered 


 Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel  

 Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?  

 Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare  

 Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?  

 No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime  

 I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time  

 Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum  

 Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum  

 Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone 


 When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's
bone  

  

 All in all you're just another dick with no balls  

 All in all you're just another dick with no balls  

  

 Right turn Clyde  

 Right turn Clyde  

 Right turn Clyde  

 Right turn Clyde