Pickles And Fudge Lyrics

Pickles And Fudge lyrics

Now ladies and gentlemen the event you've all been waiting for



Pickles and fudge bananas and carrots

I got the applesauce you got the spare ribs

Turn the lights out (Change and excess?) makes a really good mix

Bubblegum swirl and celery sticks

I'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster

.. was a ... Jerry's kids need a sponsor

It's kinda half bootleg, and it'll bang your head back

A glass of urine and can quench your thirst

I'm puttin' on my ... gonna do the "Night Ranger"

Down for the night in my broken down manger

Cuz I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your corn

And he was gamin' on the fetus just before she was born

When I'm feelin' oriental I gotta rub my chin

I'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga Din

Tiny bubbles in the tub pull my fingers Lawrence Welk

If you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milk

Have a taste Micro Bo Base 'cause all girlies got smiles

You're gettin' on my case like the Rockford Files

Take the pressure out her mouth, sometimes I'll have to ask

Went on T.V. and a car... mouth bass

Crazy Eddie in the slammer 'cause he's giving it all away

John Boy run in the barn with the horse and the hay

Jimmy Pop mooches mommy's smooches lungs are filled with tar

Do you even know who we are?



Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise



We're playing the Palladium you can't get on Star Search

Micro Bo Bass standin' tall he can do the "Funky Lurch"

I'm a driving experience fart fart Fig Newton

Our mic is the difference 'tween rolls (fat rolls) and Wayne Newton

J.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzle

Barbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle

'cause I'm looking like a pump but I'm feelin' like a sneaker

To rise to the attention that's why you're ... beaker

I'm a ... I'm baby ... mean

I'm ... a lotta ladies or the Mr. Clean

This land is your land

This land is my land

'cause I'm so fit they call me Mr. Fitness

And I got more rhymes that Jahova's got witness'

... is a camel under Yasser Arafat

........

... is a Cassanova .... girlfriend's ...

You took it hook line sinker like Charlie the ...

'cause I'm calling your bluff like I'm a piss-poor tuna

One banana two banana three banana four

I'm takin' pri.. and I'm knockin' down your door

Claude Van Damme, Spam on the can

Excelsior Stan the Man

Was it Micro Bo Bass

Or I'm the ...

Do you even know who we are?



Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise



Michael ... playin' on the lace with the number of the peace

I'm like a sour made-wine with your girlfriend's yeast

...

Ernie's shootin' up he gets his fix from Bert

Snuffleupagus Snuffleupagus

I bet none of you will ever get enough of this

... buggin' out with Dick Nixon

'cause I've got more rhymes than Ivan Dixson

Drivin' up the bridge jump the cliff Aaaahhhh!

I've got the hives close your mouths now

What's the word? Thunderbird        (Pac-man theme starts)

What's the price? Fourty third

High school nerd and shot your cat

I make the punk back up with a whiffleball bat

Playin' three card monte yes I got your mommy's silver

Come on Pop Man (Asking Jimmy Pop to finish the rhyme)

                you know nothing rhymes with silver

I got your mommy's silver playin' three card monte

I shot ... without hurting anybody

Ants in the pants don't break the ice

Don't spill the beans don't eat that rice

Uncle Bens come again

Uncle Bens come again come again Uncle Bens

Like Unkle Bens rice with no grand prize

...

... what the hell's going on here?

... with some R C beer

Eatin' messy mother with an ice cream bar

Do you even know who we are?



Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Just four white boys makin' money makin' noise