Convoy Lyrics

Convoy lyrics

I'm royalty throwin' down, so turn up the percussion

Let me fill you all in to my little introduction

I'm a micro making sticky by a quarter to three

Let your girfriend touch my penis and send you out when i please

Well I'm knockin' my boots and when I'm knockin' my boots

and when I ...

Oh Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil

I'm like a zit a wart a cyst a festering boil

I get under your skin and I sebaceously form

I'm hingin' on your dream like ...

I'm the ... cradle turns you out ... been about

... whisky ... around you without a doubt

Kickin' it kick it kick it all the way live

Sweeter sweeter the sweeter sweeter than a bee hive

And I'm javin' javin' javin' javin' all that jive

Livin' live large is the way that I try

Strong enough for a man but now I'm dazed as a ...

She's ... as Chutes and Ladders and ... the EQ

Over ... is ... and too young for ...

Stuff a turkey I would ... and father it with gravy

Now I'm mockin' Ultra Man and I hate to ...

My skin's so damn ... thinkin' something's thats ...

When it comes to the ladies I prefer the one night's stand

I'd rather deal a bitch than put my dick in my hand

Women are the reasons for the biggest complications

When it comes to wackin' ... you know there is a reservation

I got a ..ca... like Richard with the school is Michael Knight

With an attitude ... fly a kite

Me and KGB and Mike we just don't give a dang

We're bad ruly gangsters we're the Apple Dumpling Gang

And like ... chicken I'm finger lickin' it good

I could tell 'em ... as well as I could

Tastes like blackened coffee ... vanilla ... as the drop

I said turn the micro... on to the ... like Jimmy Pop



We got ... the night

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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?

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We got ... the night

Convoy

We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?

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He's got a mind like Einstein and hair like Ralph Mouth

Skippy K's like peanut butter on the roof of your mouth

My name is Skippy K and I'm the ... back

And I'll make your heads go spinnin' as if you were smokin' crack

We picked the point in time to get with some kind of knack

All of them is wack Jack so ... to the whole pack

We're in the captain's category, division league of our own

So if you have to be the ho call us up on the phone

Once again I'm Skippy K and Bloodhound Gang is my group

And we'll play you Willie Rogers when we're rhymin a loop

A loop it loop it loop it bustin' out through the air

So now you wanna hear some rhymes from my man if you can

I got my hand in my pocket and my finger's on the trigger

My pulse is gettin' ... still not gettin' larger

We boomin' crashin' crashin' boom we're just like the thunder

What doesn't kill us makes us larger so you better put us under

Under the sea in an octopus's garden

... steal the Bloodhound Gang if we beg to your pardon

Don't you have to give us ... for our ... screw

Yeah we should let you ... us and you were standing on our shoes

But who wouldn't K? Whatcha know is ... ..nny

We'll give you the moon but we'll make your day sunny

Stuff it deep inside just like a Jack-in-the-Box

Ya eatin' bageles and locks and we're out with your socks

Your socks your socks your slave would have been smarter

... too stupid for like you were Jimmy Carter



We got ... the night

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We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?

Convoy

We got ... the night

Convoy

We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?

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I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all

I'm an Alkaseltzer that's right you're a seagull

Now I'm clearin' up my mess and I'm makin' some space

For ... Micro Bo Bass

So don't get me mad or I'll turn loose and ...

Like I'm built like my skills so get your hands off my ankles

With black ... hand I'll turn into a Ninja

Cut you up in seconds like a ...

Tear me down we're on a Rampage, it never gets by

Like a  ... my laundry ... sirens

Sleep a day for a week like I'm a Rip Van Winkle

And I'm only wakin' up when I'm takin' a tinkle

Jimmy Pop in your mouth like a tuna there are two

Because there's a rock in my shoe and ... might be you

(AHHH!)

(AHHH!)

(AHHH!)

(AHHH!)

So if you try to be me y'all just livin' a lie

Pack up all your belongings kiss your momma goodbye

Drive away in a car I'll put a ... in a rap

...

Like the Hardy Boys are makin' noise and ... around the plot

See everybody overlooked the fact that ... was a Nazi

... make the lantern jammy jam and shake the ...

Yo wanted twin powers ... more ... than ice my breakers

Now I'm ...

... challenge my authority

'cause being in my presence ... survive

...

... mic in my hand I will start to ...

I'm the ruler of the world ... auf nouvedersen



We got ... the night

Convoy

We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?

Convoy

We got ... the night

Convoy

We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?

Convoy