Gabriel Peter The Barry Williams Show Lyrics

The Barry Williams Show Lyrics

lets go

 

 one man at the window

 one girl at the bar

 saw that look of recognition

 when they know just who you are

 i seen you on the tv

 i seen you on that show

 you make the people crazy

 and then you let them go

 

 before the show we calm them

 we sympathise, we care

 and the hostile folk we keep apart

 til the red light says on air

 did you see our leather lovers

 all tied up to the chair

 did you catch those child molesters

 no one else goes there

 

 what a show, the barry williams show

 what a show,

 dysfunctional excess

 is all it took for my success

 the greater pain that they endure

 the more you know the show will scored

 its showtime

 

 got the reputation of a surgeon

 cos they cannot feel the cut

 it looks so very simple

 but it really is an art

 they call our studio the hospital

 making money from the sick

 we let people be themselves

 there is no other trick

 

 my lover stole my girlfriend

 i keep beating up my ex

 i want to kill my neighbour

 my daughters selling sex

 my s/m lover hurt me

 my girl became a man

 i love my daughters rapist

 my lifes gone down the pan

 

 what a show, the barry williams show

 the barry williams show

 dysfunctional excess

 is all it took for my success

 and when the punches start to fly

 the ratings always read so high

 its showtime

 

 that girl has got no scruples

 not a wrinkle on her face

 you would not believe the plot she conceived

 so theyd let her take my place

 well, no man is an island

 no man is a sea

 but this display of emotion

 is all but drowning me

 

 what a show, oh what a show

 on my show, the barry williams show

 its my show

 what a show

 dysfunctional excess

 is all it took for my success

 

 the best tv youve ever seen

 where people say the things that they really mean

 i hear my name, i hear them roar

 for the one more time i take the floor

 just one more barry williams show

 were gonna take you where you want to go

 its showtime

 

 come on down

 come on down