Modern Love Lyrics

Modern Love lyrics

Hey, I'm feeling so dirty, you're looking so clean

 All you can give is a spin in your washing machine

 I fly off to Rome to my prima bella

 She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella

 Ooh the pain - Modern love can be a strain [repeated]

 

 I trusted my Venus was untouched in her shell

 But the pearls in her oyster were tacky as hell

 For Lady Godiva I came incognito

 But her driver had stolen her red hot magneto

 Ooh the pain - Modern love can be a strain [repeated]

 

 I don't know why they leave me in the lurch

 To carry on the search

 It's driving me up the wall

 Pity when I have so much passion

 Romance is out of fashion

 Can't handle modern love at all

 

 So I worship Diana by the light of the moon

 When I pull out my pipe she screams out of tune

 In Paris my heart sinks when I see the Mona Lisa

 She gives me the wink, then she shows me the freezer

 Ooh the pain - Modern love can be a strain [repeat till fade]