Anthem Of The Handsome Ransom Lyrics

Anthem Of The Handsome Ransom lyrics

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom...



We didn't want to
cause any trouble

We just wanted them to listen to the band,

So we
gave 'em a fax that said:

We have hidden a bomb in your womens toilet

If you wanna prevent the desaster

Come to the club

On the 25th
to see us, but they came not

We paid 500 marks for that

Some people
never heard anything 'bout jokes



This is the anthem of the handsome
ransom...

Hello hartwig!

We've got the tapes of your new, fantastic
band

So if you want them back

You gotta place 50.000 bucks in

The womens toilet of the teldec,

You know,

Otherwise you won't
hear your band again

Cause we will erase everything

Come on
hartwig

Come on



Come on...



This is the anthem
of the handsome ransom...



We thought musics got

Something to
do with instruments and feelings

This is not the truth!

Lawyers and
money that is what counts

We sat in a boat with sharks all around us

We've tried to get rid off 'em

But when they smell money

You
can't hold 'em back

So we've invented our own kind of kidnapping

We're kidnapping ourselves

And you pay the ransom

That sounds
good, ha



That sounds good...



This is the anthem of
the handsome ransom...



That sounds good...



This was
the anthem