Fruvous Moxy Pisco Bandito Lyrics

Pisco Bandito Lyrics

In Haliburton near the Lake of Bays

lives a fish from a faraways

He hates the weather but still he stays

He hates the work but he says it pays



He robs the people as they swim and wade

His little piece of the tourist trade

This little fella's really got it made



From May to mid-July



He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish

If he wants your money, he gets his wish

then he swims away with a mighty swish

Pisco the bandit fish



rrrrrrrow!



ba ba da dop



He left his family down in Mexico (ba ba da dop)

to fly the waters of Ontario (ba ba da dop)

He didn't want to but he had to go(ba ba da dop)

He sends them money every month or so (ba ba da dop)



Swimming beneath the summer sun (ba ba da dop)

or renting videos of Midnight Run (ba ba da dop)

A bandit's life is lots of fun



It's lots and lots of fun



He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish

If he wants your money, he gets his wish

then he swims away with a mighty swish

Pisco the bandit fish



What is Pisco's favourite thing to rob?



They say he likes apple strudel



What does he do when not on the job?



on the guitar noodle



Shom-sheh-lom-sheh-lom



A nautical Bruce Willis



A modern-day Sevalis



Antonio Banderas 



Whoa!



You may think that to steal is wrong

But he's no worse than Jean Valjean

Except he drinks and carries on

And smashes bottles on the neighbor's lawn



ba ba da dop



The oceans and the seven seas(ba ba da dop) 

Are filled with many different tales like these(ba ba da dop)

Decent folk like you or me



On the wrong side of the law



He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish

If he wants your money, he gets his wish

then he swims away with a mighty swish

Pisco the bandit fish



He's Pisco Bandito the bandit fish

If he wants your money, he gets his wish

he swims away with a mighty swish

Pisco the bandit fish