Muldoon The Glutton Lyrics

Muldoon The Glutton lyrics

Now its a fact for many years, an age old stories been

Who's the biggest
eater that the world has ever seen

But Anzas Hoss and Billy Bunter both
rate high it's true

But you'll say that they were dieting when I've sung
the tale to you



Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his
mate

Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate

You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied

'Cause
if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside

Of Muldoon the
glutton, the man who ate his mate



Now everyone would stand around
when Muldoon took his seat

And they'd all gaze in wonder at the things he
used to eat

A half a sheep, a bag of spuds, ten pound of silver beets

He'd lick his chops and smile and say, hey, what about some sweets



That's Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his mate

Muldoon the
glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off your plate

You better tell that
Jacker, don't leave that sheep there tied

'Cause if you do, I'm tellin'
you that he'll wind up inside

Of Muldoon the glutton, the man who ate his
mate



The stories told about the time when Muldoon ran for mayor

Inviting every one in town, a huge feast did prepare

But when he
finished eating, his chances he did swelch

'Cause as he stood to give his
speech all he could do was belch



That Muldoon the glutton, the man
who ate his mate

Muldoon the glutton, he'd knock that dinner right off
your plate

You better tell that Jacker, don't leave that sheep there
tied

'Cause if you do, I'm tellin' you that he'll wind up inside

Of
Muldoon, the glutton, the man who ate his mate



That fateful day on
June 16 the cook was ill in bed

So Muldoon robbed the