Frank Zappa Ronnie’s Booger Story Lyrics

Ronnie’s Booger Story Lyrics

Ronnie williams (vocals)
Frank zappa (guitar)

Ronnie:
We lived in a little room, man. it was, it was probably a fourth as big as, as
your livin’ room, frank. (cough) and uh, everytime we picked a booger we’d flip
it on this one winduh, or wipe it there if we couldn’t flip it there, y’know.
and uh, I guess dwight stayed with me for about....’bout seven months, wasn’t
it? six months? and uh, every night we’d contribute, y’know, two or three or
four boogers, y’know. and when he left, uh my mom knew what was goin’ on all
the time but we thought we had her hoodwinked. y’see, she was smarter than we,
what, than what we were. an’ she made us clean ’em off, y’know? we used ajax
and we couldn’t get them things...we had to use a... had to use a putty knife,
man, to get them damn things off the winduh. you couldn’t even see out the
winduh with all them boogers, man. I’m not kiddin’ you (sniff). an’ it was big
ones too, an little, and there was some goober ones that weren’t even hard man,
you’d just smear ’em, young ones. it’s like fro-you’ve seen f
Rosted glasses. that wind
Uh was just like a frosted glass with spots all over it, y’know? and uh,
(sniff) it was- it was no good. although, th-that was the good ol’ days,
though.