Frank Zappa How`s Your Bird? Lyrics

How`s Your Bird? Lyrics

(You dirty fink!)

Hey Baby,

What's the word?

Hey Baby,

Have you heard?

What's the latest?

How's your bird?



How's your brother?

An' how's your mother?

How's Aunt Funny?

And how's your granny?

This is absurd.

How's your bird?

-(Excuse me...)

How's your bunion?

An' how's your grunion?

Now I'm stuck.

Lots o' luck.

This is absurd.

How's your
bird?



How's your fern?

-(I don't love you...)

An'
how's your ear lobe?

How's your nose?

-(You dirty fink!)

And
your elbow?

An' how's your foot?

-(...natural fink! Find
out...)

Don't forget your sister.

An' you know, like I said...