Flight Of The Conchords A Kiss Is Not A Contract Lyrics

A Kiss Is Not A Contract Lyrics

A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very nice



Just because you've been

Exploring my mouth

Doesn't mean you get to take

An expedition further south, no



A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very, very nice



Just because we've been

Playing tonsil hockey

Doesn't mean you get to score the goal

That's in my jockeys



Just because I'm in a two man novelty band

Doesn't mean it's all about poontang

I can't go around loving everyone

I just wouldn't get anything done



You can take me out to dinner

That might be quite nice

You could buy me a burrito

And some beans and rice

But that won't get you into pant's paradise



They call it a fly

Because it takes you up to heaven, oh oh



A kiss is not a contract

But it's very nice

It's very, very nice



I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby

We're only two men, ladies

Oh babies, oh, pretty babies