Flashlight Don`t Look Much Like A Girl Lyrics

Don`t Look Much Like A Girl Lyrics

Lost my cool at a brand new school 

Where the kids all smelt kind of
strange 

And I threw my chair when I caught the teacher's glare

As
she called me little Mary-Jane

All the ribbing that I god-damn took 

From the kids left my ego in a whirl 

And the kids would say while I
sat and watched them play 

Hey there kid are you a boy are a girl 



Praise the day I'm old and grey 

And don't look much like a
girl 

And the kids all come and dance in the streets 

Proclaiming
me the king of the world 



Figured it'd be fine when I hit grade
nine 

And I'd grow a big beard really soon 

Till the first day of
gym when I met father tim 

And he sent me to the girl's change room 



Illustrate my weekly pass come across as feeling crass

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Search my archive for a joke a
thousand drives and beers and hopes

Look out god I'm gonna die

My
black candle won't stop smoking even though I blew it out

My stigmata are
signs of disease

Reputation as the finest burnt your bridges to be sane

Look out god I'm gonna die



Now in the end I will surely
transcend 

All the things I was never meant to be 

So with some
skill and a little good will 

Out on ladies night I'll get in bars for
free