Flaming Underwear Barbecue My Brain Lyrics

Barbecue My Brain Lyrics

Performed by the Flaming Underwear (Gli and Clo)                               


Written by J-yawn, Clo, and Gli                                                


(c) 1992 Crotchless Music                                                      


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CHORUS:                                                                        


 Well you can barbecue my brain                                                


 But it won't taste good                                                       


 You can fry it up on a plate                                                  


 But I still won't like it                                                     


 You can add cottage cheese to it                                              


 Or even sour cream                                                            


 But if you barbecue my brain                                                  


 It just won't taste good                                                      


                                                                               


It's a stormy Saturday night                                                   


And you're in a funny mood                                                     


You wear a lab coat in the kitchen                                             


And experiment with some food                                                  


As the thunder pounds the darkness                                             


A smirk forms on your face                                                     


And with a sinister laugh                                                      


You add picante sauce by Pace                                                  


                                                                               


You say, "Soon it's time for dinner                                            


And boy will it be great                                                       


The main course is all but done                                                


Soon you'll have some on your plate                                            


But first a small donation                                                     


From you I will require                                                        


You won't be needing to THINK to taste                                         


I want to broil the meal on the fire!"                                         


                                                                               


CHORUS                                                                         


                                                                               


Suddenly, you get an idea                                                      


--That's when I get scared                                                     


You said, "The last ingredient is in your head                                 


And the sauce is all prepared!!!"                                              


"Thank you Dr. Frankenstein                                                    


For all your inspiration                                                       


If you could just be here                                                      


To sample my new creation!!!"                                                  


                                                                               


CHORUS                                                                         


                                                                               


Please, good Dr. Evilfood                                                      


You simply must be kidding                                                     


My brain, it simply wouldn't taste good                                        


So please put down that ice cream scoop!                                       


                                                                               


INTERLUDE                                                                      


                                                                               


Please, come to your senses                                                    


Or soon I will have none!                                                      


Hey, Evilfood!  Please don't remove                                            


My only cerebrum!!!                                                            


"Upon the first bite, I find                                                   


It tastes like shit, and so:                                                   


Consequently, you were right -                                                 


Too bad you'll NEVER KNOW!                                                     


                                                                               


CHORUS                                                                         


                                                                               


His rare delicacy                                                              


Was prepared in great haste                                                    


Maybe now you'll learn                                                         


A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!                                           


A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!                                           


A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!                                           


A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!                                           


A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!                                           


A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO TASTE!                                           


(etc....)                                                                      


                                                                               


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