You Probably Shouldn`t Move Here Lyrics

You Probably Shouldn`t Move Here lyrics

You Probably Shouldn`t Move Here 

Well I heard that your state could be sinking,
deep into the briny sea,
and all of them earthquakes got you thinking, 
`bout leaving Californee-ee.
There`s riots and there`s floods and it`s smoggy,
toxic waste on yonder beach, 
and all of them Hippies down in SANTA CRUZ, 
are startin` to suck just like a leach.
You`re sick of sunshine and surfing, 
you`ve had all the tofu you can take, 
well look here times-a-wastin`, 
you just move to the Centennial state! 

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Some people think our state is square, 
they`re wrong just wait and see, 
I walk a mile high, 
Colorado`s right for me. 

Well ridin` on a cow can make you tired, 
and it gets a little cold, 
"That`s true!", 
but if y`all could use a little swayin`, 
here`s Val from the W`s! 
Riding rodeos and square dancing, 
you farm like mad all day, 
you might think that I`m lying, 
shoot listen what my uncle`s gotta say! 
"I`m an old smelly geezer, 
I don`t know what rhymes with that, 
if you`ve got a boil you could pick it, 
get out of my yard and give me my 
chicken!"