Oh Canada Lyrics

Oh Canada lyrics

Welcome to Canada, it`s the Maple Leaf State. 
Canada, oh Canada it`s great! 
The people are nice and they speak French too. 
If you don`t like it, man, you sniff glue. 
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid, 
Hosers take off, it`s not half bad. 
I want to be where yaks can run free, 
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me. 
Let`s go to Canada, let`s leave today, 
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait. 
They`ve got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs, 
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs! 
We all think it`s kind of a drag, 
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag. 
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?" 
That`s the mighty power of Canada. 
I want to be where lemmings run into the sea, 
Where the marmosets can attack me. 
Let`s go to Canada, let`s leave today, 
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait. 
Please, please, explain to me, 
How this all has come to be, 
We forgot to mention something here. 
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen? 
And Slurpees made from venison, 
That`s deer. 
Let`s go to Canada, let`s leave today, 
Canada, oh, Canada, I Si Vous Plait.