My Evil Plan To Save The World Lyrics

My Evil Plan To Save The World lyrics

I have an evil plan 
to save the world for every man, 
and I think it`s better than the way it`s being run. 
Oh, the ground works laid, 
no don`t be afraid, 
I`m sure that I can fix it, 
when I figure out the physics. 

My evil plan to save the world, 
just you wait `till it`s unfurled, 
it`ll go down in history. 
It`s prophetic, no it`s not pathetic. 
I can`t believe I made it up myself. 

I have an evil plan, to save the world you understand, 
the exemplary feat, 
you`d think I`d have to cheat. 
I`d make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed. 
Uncanny and so clever, 
it`s `Our Newest Plan Ever!` 

Got tired of whining, 
a grander scheme with silver lining, 
for every boy and girl. 
We can`t be responsible, 
for all that`s wrong with this world. 
Starving children in pain, 
you can`t believe in that God. 
The world`s not spinning your way, 
does every dog still get his day?