Five Iron Frenzy Canada Lyrics

Canada Lyrics

welcome to canada
its the maple leaf state
canada, oh canada
its
great
people are nice and
they speak french too
if you don't like it
man--you sniff glue
the great white north
the kids wear plaid
hosiers
take off
its not half bad

i want to be
where yacks can run
free
where the royal manties
can harass mee
lets go to canada
lets
leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vouse plait

they've got trees
and mooses and sled dogs
lots of lumber and lumber jacks and logs
people
think its kind of a drag
that you have to go there
to get milk in a
bag
they say "eh?" instead of "what?" or
"duh!"
thats the mighty power of canada

i want to be where
lemmings run into the sea
where the marmosets can
attack me
lets go to
canada
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vous plait
lets go
to canada
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vous
plait

will you please explain to me
how this all has come to be
we
forgot to mention something here
did we say that william shatners 
is a
native citizen
and slurpies made from better sin
than here

lets go
to canada
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i s'il vous plait
lets
go to canda
lets leave today
canada, oh canada
i a'il vous plait