Five Iron Frenzy Beautiful America Lyrics

Beautiful America Lyrics

[Are we starting from the begining or what?  Yeah.]
The man on the television said I need to drink this,
And sleep with that in order to be cool.
And you know that I would do almost anything,
To be like that guy on TV.
I know if I had just the right outfit
And hairstyle that could be me.
Don't you know you can't be cool if you dress dumb,
I need to have that 'cause everybody's got one.
I think I'll start smoking that will make me intellectual,
That's what I've always wanted to be.
I need to lift weights, that would make me more sexual,
And that would be so good for me.
In America it's wonderful, all you have to do is fake it.
Own anything you want, all you have to do it take it.
Live for today, don't think about tomorrow,
Have a good time in America-Gomorrah.
What are you looking at, you better not make me mad.
I'll drive by your house and shoot your dog, and mom, and dad.
I don't you or the Bible or anything to tell me what is the law.
With a good enough lawyer I can do anything in Beautiful America.
In America it's wonderful, all you have to do is fake it.
Own anything you want, all you have to do it take it.
Live for today, don't think about tomorrow,
Have a good time in America-Gomorrah.
I want to be in America,
Okay for me in America,
Everything's free in America,
For a small fee in America.
I want to be in America,
Okay for me in America,
Everything's free in America,
For a small fee in America.
[Brreee, ah ha!!!  Blah.]