Five Iron Frenzy All Of The Pants Songs Lyrics

All Of The Pants Songs Lyrics

These Are Not My Pants (The Rock Opera)







Aieee....I love my pantalones



They fit me oh so tight



They make me smile with delight



Do you.....like Five Iron Frenzy



Singing about their pants



It's kind of silly rings of romance



Thank you for this little listen







(Track 10 - Easy Listening)







I'll never forget when I saw you standin' there wearin' pants



You were all alone



And I thought to myself



"Man I wish I had those pants!"



But the problem was



Those wearn't my pants



I dunno whose pants they are



But I want 'em



I only know that I want 'em



So why don't you come over here



And rock baby



Oh hold on to me tight



And keep wearin' them pants



Cause I love you....







(Track 11 - Country/Western)







These are not my pants



I don know whose they are



They smell a lot like Bobby's



Cause he likes to fart



These are not my pants



How did they get here?



And I'm fillin up with fear



Cause these are not my pants



Thank you, I'll be at the grand ol' opry tonite







(Track 12 - Rock Pants)







WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!



These are not my pants



Whose pants are these anyways?



These are not my pants



Whose pants are these anyways?



Are these Bobby's, or Timmy's, or Billy's pants, no NOOOO!!!!!



These are not my pants



WOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!



BBBLLLLAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!



GAAAAHHHHH!!!



Are you listening to what I say?







Track 13 - Sorta Rap Pants)







Pants



Don't a look at my pants now



I got my pants on



An' I'm chillin



But they aren't my pants



These are not my pants



That's what I gotta say



I ain't wearin' no pants



I got Billy, Bobby, Jerry, Filly, Illy, Ooh, Chilly, mmmm pants



ooh....little bit o' oooohhh



hmmmm ah my pants



Whose pants are these?



They're not my pants



They're not your pants



They're not Billy's pants, or Bobby's, or Timmy's



What's goin on?



Whose pants?



Oh



hmmm



(door)



That's what I'm tryin' to say



But yo don't step this way



Cause I got my pants on yeah







(Track 14 - Inspirational Interlude)







C'mon people now



This is the time to unite



A little revolution of the pants



Right now is the time



Now who hold the pants



And whose are these pants



Will we ever found the home for the pants?



C'mon now....unite a little revolution of the pants



Yes...right now.







(Track 15 - Bert & Ernie Pants)







These are not my pants



These are not my pants



These are not my pants



Bobby....BOBBY!



Bobby's pants!



Woohoohoo



These are not my....PANTS!







(Track 16 - Censored Rap Pants)







---Check one check ----



Uh



Yo Bobby and Billy



You out ---- what's up?----



Yo me and Bobby we was walkin' down the----



And yo we didn't have nothin' to ----



But we had our pants on



But yo these ain't my pants



Uh, I get 'em off now-----



Um, tight, oh they so tight



----- ------



Ouch, ooie, ooie eee -----



Um, Billy, Timmy, ah, hello there



Yeah....cause we in the street ----



Uh



Talkin' bout the Bobbys and the Billys out there



And they tight pants on



Ya to loosen ------ loosen 'em up



----- Know what I'm sayin'?



Wassup?-----



HUUUU HUUUUU ------



WASSUUUU ------



Hey wassuuuu this is Bobby and Billy -----



uuuuuuuuuuu ------- --- --- --- --- wassuuuuu!!!



(too high-pitched to understand)