Fitzgerald Ella A Fine Romance Lyrics

A Fine Romance Lyrics

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should
be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed
potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't
wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't
got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good
fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the
seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express
emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all
morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never
get the chance
This is a fine romance