Fishbone I Wish I Had A Date Lyrics

I Wish I Had A Date Lyrics


Well I wish I had a date
So I wear my suit and tie
Well I wish I had a
date
With a pretty girl in mind
Well I'll take her out to dinner
And
I'll treat her real good
I'll spend all my money on expensive food
Show
her off to all the rest of my friends
I'm not good lookin' but at least
she's a 10
I won't pay attention while my buddies scam
I'll be in love
with a bit*hin' bim
You know I am but at least she'll pretend
 
Well I
wish I had a date
And a body for brawls and fights
Well if I didn't have a
chicken face
I could mack 'em down the chicks at night
Well we'll go out
at night and she'll ignore me
Just a little but not a lot
And she'll go
flirt with the tough guys
And they'll fool around with her twat
And for
the moment that I have my back turned
She's making out in the parking
lot
 
Well I wish I had a date
With a lot of trust and
devotion
Well I wish I didn't have a chump
Who liked to spread her legs
like the ocean
But if you know I had a date
And she wouldn't play on
me
Cowwa-cowwa bunga
Yeah, man, real peachy
 
Well I wish I had a
date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I had a date
Well I wish I
had a date