Fischer-z Ho Ho Ho Lyrics

Ho Ho Ho Lyrics

Would you like to buy me a brand new pair of pyjamas

 Would you like to fly with me on a holiday to Grenada

 Have V.I.P. treatment, a send off by brass band

 Special permission for us to land

 

 Would you like to venture round the Caribbean Island

 With more protection than anyone could have imagined

 We'll have a bullet-proof cossy, immaculate hair

 Plenty of joumalists to share

 

 Ho Ho Ho. . . Life is short

 Then you die. . . Ho Ho Ho

 

 Would you like to stay there pretending we're in heaven

 WouId you like a jailer to wake us up at eleven

 With freshly ground coffee, peaches and cream

 Living in someone else's dream

 

 lt's not right to take their money

 It's not right to taste the glory

 It's not right but it's so funny

 It's not right