One Of Those Lyrics

One Of Those lyrics

Johnny wiped out 



He can't walk 



He's got a prosthetic hip 



(yeah yeah) 



And Jenny don't care 



She can't talk 



She got Prozac 'scrip' 



(oh no) 



And daddy's alright 



Just retired 



He's got an artificial heart 



(yeah yeah) 



But mommy don't mind 



She gets her loving 



At the Jiffy Mart 



(oh no) 



 



And they look so sad 



In their regulation check-out clothes 



It makes me so glad 



That I'm not one of those 



No, I'm not one of those 



 



Will Jimmy's going down 



But it's okay 



He's got elevator shoes 



(yeah yeah) 



And sissy got a jones 



Riding her bones 



She got the methadone blues 



(oh no) 



But I'm on hold 



And I don't mind 



I've got the muzak groove 



(yeah yeah) 



Cause it's gone cold 



But I won't fight 



Cause I'm born to lose 



(oh no) 



 



And they look so sad 



In their regulation check-out clothes 



It makes me so glad 



That I'm not one of those 



No, I'm not one of those