Mr Cardiac Lyrics

Mr Cardiac lyrics

Hey Mr. Cardiac 



Where's my heart attack? 



I placed my order six hours ago. 



Come on, listen man 



You got to understand 



I got places to meet 



And people to make 



And money to blow 



 



Heyy Mr. Solitaire 



I ain't no Frigidaire 



Don't play the martyr 



Like the rest of those clowns 



Get off your easy chair 



Call Tony Millionaire 



Cause we're going to town 



And you're setting 'em up 



And I'm knocking them down 



 



Hey Mr. Cardiac 



Please can you spare me ten dollars? 



Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 



I'll pay you on Friday 



But can't you help me with a dime? 



 



Don't tell Chameleon Man 



He never understands 



Sits on his fortune 



And stares at the wall 



Let's hot-wire a Cadillac 



Take it to hell and back 



Let's get away from it all 



You've got her in your hand 



She's got him by the balls 



 



Hey Mr. Cardiac 



Please can you spare me ten dollars? 



Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 



I'll pay you on Friday 



But can't you help me with a dime? 



 



Little Miss Succubous 



Caught a downtown bus 



Chasing the dragon a quarter to five 



Spare me the tickertape 



Time to negotiate 



Give me the long and the short 



Are you on the inside? 



Is she dead or alive? 



 



Hey Mr. Cardiac 



Please can you spare me ten dollars? 



Hey, what do you say Mr. Cardiac 



I'll pay you on Friday 



But can't you help me with a dime?