Stagger Lee Lyrics

Stagger Lee lyrics

It was back in ’32 when times were hard

He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards

Stagger Lee



He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat

Had a ’28 Ford, had payments on that

Stagger Lee



His woman threw him out in the ice and snow

And told him, “never ever come back no more�

Stagger Lee



So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud

Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood.

Stagger Lee



He said, "Mr. Mother Fucker, you know who I am?"

The barkeep said, "No, and I don't give a good god-damn!"

To Stagger Lee



He said, “Well bartender, it’s plain to see

I’m that bad motherfucker Stagger Lee�

Mr. Stagger Lee



Barkeep said, “Yeah, I’ve heard your name down the way

And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day�

Mr. Stagger Lee



Well, those were the last words that the barkeep said

‘Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head



Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown

Was known to make more money than any bitch in town



She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt

Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt

With Stagger Lee



She saw the barkeep, said, “O God, he can’t be dead!�

Stag said, “Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker’s head.�



She said, “You look like you ain’t scored in quite a time.

Why not come to my pad? It won’t cost you a dime�

Mr. Stagger Lee



“But there’s something I have to say before you begin

You’ll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,

Mr.Stagger Lee�



“I’ll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time comes to pass

And furthermore I’ll fuck Billy Dilly in his motherfucking ass�

Said Stagger Lee



“I’m a bad motherfucker, don’t you know

And I’ll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy’s
asshole�

Said Stagger Lee



Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, “You must be

That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee."

Stagger Lee



“Yeah, I’m Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees

And suck my dick, because if you don’t you’re gonna be dead�

Said Stagger Lee



Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head

And Stag filled him full of lead

Oh yeah.