Attorneying Me On Lyrics

Attorneying Me On lyrics

She's an attorney and turning me on



Turning me on



And I kinda like it



And I want to tell her



Instead of learning



She's turning me on



Turning me on



And I kinda like it



And I want to tell her







I'm in love with my professor



I'm a daydream obsessor



If I could magically undress her



I would







She always writes on the board



A little harder than she should



My chances are not bad



They're not good







Oh, oh



Blessed are shoulders that maliciously hike



Oh, oh 



The teacher's tapered hem line to a new height



Oh, oh



I swear it almost hurts when she walks by



Oh, oh



And she's showing off her legs again



And I'm a leg guy







She's an attorney and turning me on



Turning me on



And I kinda like it



And I want to tell her



Instead of learning



She's turning me on



Turning me on



And I really like it



And I want to tell her







That I'm in love with my professor



I'm a daydream obsessor



If I could magically undress her



I would







"I know you think it's cute to insert funny phrases when you do not know
the answer, but I don't"







But I do!







She says I don't take this class too seriously



I say blame your too tight skirt and see-through shirt and not me







And she's showing off her legs again



And I'm a leg guy