The Length Of The Width Lies Within Lyrics

The Length Of The Width Lies Within lyrics

Its a monogomous relationship
Bullshit! Your stupid bigomist.
Love me and
leave me
Touch me and toss me
deal with me and deposit me
into a
dumpster of your mendacious love

Oh my shlong song
its my shlong
song

mark aldridge is a fuck
he pukes up mouldey chuck
lalalala
doop di doop doop
he likes to shit out of his eye
his shit is 90% meat
pie

another lad is tommy mercer
and out of the two he is the
worser
he likes to lick his breast
the breast that faces the west
but
now he is so far away :(
horses eat hay

marcus has a shlong
it is
really long
he also has a bong
do u thing thats wrong?
well go buy a
fucking thong u wong from hong kong
this is my song like a bell ding
dong

marcus is really really good at running fast
but he seems to run
and shit out of his ass
the shit dripps down and stains the grass
the
grass screams 'oh shit i think i'll pass'
i'm not really atracted to the
shit from your ass

marcus belongs to a group called men
who finger
their asses with a blue ball pen
the ass fingering pen record is a measly
ten
they shoot out the pens like a constipated hen
one of those fucking
weird cunt hens in their dens
i wish i could finger my scrawny ass with a
pink pen

i want your mum in the sack