Camel Toe (awesome) Lyrics

Camel Toe (awesome) lyrics

mmhhh that's right uh huh uh huh 

mmhhh that's right uh huh uh huh

mmhhh that's right uh huh uh huh

mmhhh that's right uh huh uh huh



Walking down the street 

Something caught my eye

A growing epidemic that really ain't fly

This middle aged lady

I gotta be blunt

Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front

I can see her uterus

Her pants were too tight

She musn't own panties

There were none in sight

She walked right by

The poor woman didn't know

She had a frontal wedgie

A camel toe



mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe

mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe



Girl that gotta hurt

Take some time and adjust

Can't you see people staring and making a fuss

Cannot believe my eyes

Had to take a second glance

Is your crotch hungry girl cuz it's eating your pants

Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings

The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing

And public putting on an x-rated show

Grossin' people out with your camel toe



mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe 

mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe



First day of spring

By the looks of things

These girls have forgot how to dress

A little too quick ram pull them shorts

And it's causing me much distress

Whomp there it is yall right in the front

Everybody come and get a good look

I can see everything through the panty cling

Every cranny and every nook

Better check yo pants

Before you step outside check the area that's pubic

Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch

All twisted up like rubic

Take words of advice

It's not very nice

When they put cha all up in the no

Girls don't sleep

Don't let chur pants creep

Watch out for the camel toe



mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe 

mmhhh that's right uh huh oh no! fix yourself girl you gotta camel toe



Rip it out rip it out

Rip it out rip it out

Rip it out rip it out

Rip it out rip it out



Rip it out rip it out-Fading

Rip it out rip it out-Fading